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We left off with the birth of Cracker. His traits were randomized, and he is Friendly and Good.
What a nice boy... I prefer Evil sims personally though.
Rico: "Hey honey, I got a promotion! Who's baby is that?"
Susan: "I WAS JUST GIVING BIRTH TO IT. It's our baby... you didn't notice I was gaining weight or some thing?!"
Rico: "Oh, you were serious about that labor thing. Great."
Susan: "I'm going to punch you."
I must have done some thing weird with Rico's genetics, because he makes faces I've never seen sims make. It's a convincing fake smile though.
I then sent Rico to a rich person's house so he doesn't get punched by a woman who just gave birth ten minutes ago.
It will be a lose-lose situation for both parties.
Rico: "Ding-dong, hide your furniture!"
Best criminal ever.
Rico: "You'd think the rich people in town would talk to each other and warn them not to let in the foxy blond guy."
Modesty at its finest.
Statue please?
Rico: "Hmm..."
At least the table?
Rico: "CHAIRMODE ACTIVATE."
Whoever got that reference wins a virtual cookie.
And at least Rico didn't turn around and get the curtains.
Rico: "CURTAINS!"
CURTAINS. EVERY TIME. We don't even have any windows in the house yet, Rico.
Rico: "We can just like... Staple them to the wall like a decoration?"
Flawless logic.
With the chair money, the bathroom is making progress. Whenever I make a house, I seem to start with the bathroom...
Off-Screen Susan: "Because the bathroom is the most important room in the house!"
I guess for sims since they can't hold their bladder for more than thirty minutes without peeing themselves.
Rico: "Can't bathe... FIX IT."
Of course, navigation problems.
Rico went to sleep dirty. The shower is green for go, yet Rico can't get into it. I wanted a fancy shower next to bathtub thing...
I like this kid, he's in the yellow, but doesn't cry!
Never mind.
Susan: "Oh Cracker, I love you..."
Susan: "Now he's annoying."
Revamped crib and teddy. I'm going to be decorating the house in beige and rainbow!
Rainbowed bathroom (with fixed navigation issues).
Rico is dreaming about roses, Susan is thinking about babies.
Know what it's time for!
Pregnancy Time with Susan and Rico!
I heard the lullaby. Number two is on the way!
Sim vomit: music to my ears.
Susan: "That's just weird."
I lost my earlier pictures, but I got my first pet of the rainbowcy! His name was Tucker at the shelter and I kept it like that. Randomized names are awesome.
Tucker: "BARK! Fridges are dumb. You can't even open them!"
I believe you'd need some thing called thumbs to open them.
Tucker: "This is my cycle. Bark at the fridge and then... Sleep... zzzzz"
This is the rainbow pet room. I'm sure Susan and Rico appreciate that I did the pet room before their room...
I'm making progress finally. Ugly house outdoor shot!
Boring skilling.
Prove it.
Rico: "HA! See, I've developed the ability to poop THROUGH your robe!"
RICO! STOP RUINING YOUR ROBE!
Rico: "No, I have the ability- oh, whoops..."
You proved you're not boring, but incredibly stupid. I might demote Rico to shorts since he can't even handle a robe.
Rico: "I SHALL MAKE SUSAN CLEAN MY ROBE!"
Nuh-uh. I should get a washer and dryer, seriously.
Tucker and Rico became quick friends.
Rico: "Tucker, I know me and you are friends, but watching me shower is not cool."
Tucker: "Come on bro, it's a bonding experience."
Rico logic:
Talking dog? "Whatever."
Dog in the bathroom while you're showering? "WHOA BRO."
Susan: "Smallest baby bump ever."
And you're complaining about that? Kid two on the way, finally!
Tucker: "Rico won't let me come into the bathroom with him."
Oh, Rico.
Babies are boring so I don't like showing pictures of them, but this is cute.
Now, time to show Rico's styling skills. I present to you...
HOT BUTT SPAM!
That was a short spam. Oh well, here's Rico trapped inside a client:
Tucker: "MAPLE LEAVES AWESOME."
Stray: "MAPLE LEAVES DUMB."
I've never adopted a stray, maybe when I get an animal lover sim who will make friends easily.
Tucker: "I call this... The Majestic Piss."
A half bathroom is just a toilet and sink.
A bathroom is a shower/bath, toilet and sink.
What's a bathroom with shower and bath, and toilet, and sink?
A double bathroom?
Susan: "Shut up and get out because we are naked."
This picture is for two reasons:
1. Cracker is growing up.
2. Susan's baby bump is getting huge.
He has mommy's hair!
And mommy's eyes, and mommy's lips, and mommy's nose, and mommy's jaw line, and mommy's head...
If Cracker is a clone, I'll be mad.
Cracker: "Goaedayaa!"
Haha, no one taught you how to talk yet, so good luck talking back to me!
Next time: another baby and more birthdays!
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