Chapter 1.4 - Stealing and Babies

We left off at Rico stealing from Malcolm's house.

And hopefully no curtains this time.

Rico: "My nails are fabulous right now."

FOCUS ON STEALING. STEALING.

Rico: "No cars. ):"

Yep, so furniture stealing.

Rico: "Lemme tell you 'bout rockets."

DadGuy: "Get him out of my house..."

Rico, focus on stealing or we're getting kicked out.

Rico: "Fine."

Relationship Minus lol

NOW STEAL.

Yes, the statue!

Rico: "Hm... that, or the curtains..."

STATUE. STATUEEE! STUAURUDUTURS

RIIIIIIIIIIIICOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Rico: "What? Curtains are cool..."

OIAGFSIDOPHBPDH

Of course, a potted plant. -.-

And a light.

Great loot, Rico.

Rico: "What a steal tonight was!"

Rico. I hate puns. I can't even speak to you. Let's see Susan instead.

Susan: "Well, do I got a surprise for you!"

Susan: "TORNADO TIME!"

Susan: "PREGNANT TIME!"

Susan rolled a wish to woohoo with Rico.

Susan: ";)"

Rico: "NO! I DON'T WANT TO WOOHOO WHILE YOU CONTAIN MY CHILD."

Susan: "But... my hormones... ):"

Susan: "FINE. I'M EATING."

Rico: "GOOD."

Rico: "That's better. (:"

I guess the perfect couples fight some times.

Rico: "Mmhh. Am I wrong on this situation?"

DUDE, TALK TO YOUR WIFE, NOT ME.

Susan: "Ugh, maybe he's right."

YOU BOTH AGREE AGRGRGGR JUST TALK.

Susan: "Well I have to pee first but there's NO DOOR."

Sold a chair to do it, but there.

Susan: "STILL CAN'T."

sindgidafoh

Finally I got it and Susan and Rico still went to sleep happily.

Susan was thinking of hot bods.

Rico was thinking of how much he loves handcuffs.

Handcuffs for WHAT?

... Yep, time to move on with this...

I can't wait until Susan is done being pregnant and stuff. Then she can work and make MONEY.

Rico: "Hey! I make money too... ):"

WHY ARE YOU PLAYING CHESS YOU DON'T NEED LOGIC TO STYLE CLOTHES.

Rico: "That's offensive to stylists!"

I didn't mean it like that.

Bathroom is coming along, from Rico's styling money.

Mostly from Susan's time-off money.

Rico: "Did you say some thing?"

Me? Oh, nooo... Of course not...

Rico: "GURL. YOU UGGGLYY."

And he called me offensive...

Rico's lifetime wish involves stealing, so more rich people's houses!

Rico: "Yo, what's that shiny stuff in the background?"

Just junk.

Rico: "I guess all that glitters... is not gold..."

Deep stuff from a sim.

Rico: "Can I be in your house alone and act innocent when your stuff goes missing?"

RichLady: "K."

Please the TV...

Rico: "Dat plant..."

BAD RICO. STOP THAT.

Another light. RICO.

Rico: "WHHHAAAT? This is my way to say our house is too dark."

IF YOU STEAL EXPENSIVE THINGS WE CAN BUY BETTER LIGHTS.

Ugh.

At least he got the couch.

Rico: "And we can't forget that!"

...

Rico: "That was a good haul."

It was better than usual, I'll give you that.

Autonomous things that Sims do is the cutest.

<3

Susan: "Yay!"

Rico: "Fine, I'll put up with it..."

Sacrificing for your love...

I'm getting too deep in the pile of pixels I call Susan and Rico.

I love it. <3

Bathroom's almost done!

Rico: "My money is buying all of this new furniture, so how about a stove. I'M. SICK. OF. AUTUMN. SALAD."

Once Susan is back in work.

She woke up abruptly. Labor time?

Susan: "Nope, just the perfect time to garden!"

Of course.

More cute autonomous flirting.

That's level three painting according to Sims.

I must be level -10 in painting then.

FINALLY.

Susan: "ARRRGHH. Riiico!!! HONEY!!!!!!"

Rico: "WOMAN. Can't you see I'm working?"

Susan: "AAAHH!!!"

Susan: "Okay, false alarm never mind."

Rico: "I knew you were overreacting. Now lemme add some lines here..."

Susan: "OKAY. IT'S REAL. OWWWWWWWW!!!!"

Rico: "*ignores Susan* Yeah right, cry for attention..."

Susan: "Awh!"

Rico: "Finally she stopped crying for attention..."

This is Cracker. Not the derogatory term that's offensive to white people, the beige colored food!

Delicious Ritz crackers... Mmm, so buttery...

Next time: Will Rico even realize he has a son? Tune in next time to find out...

Chapter 1.5 - Growth and Progress