Welcome back! I realized that I took a good blogspot name that some one could've used for actual more important sims related stuff.
Eh, whatever, time for randomness!
I heard the lullaby! (: We have to go fast with babies, Susan is an adult already.
I sold Susan's books in her inventory, "Game of Thorns" (lol I know) was 325 simoleons, and "Zombies? Zombies!" was 144. Susan, stop hoarding expensive books! >:U
Since I found out Susan is a Computer Whiz, I got her a computer!
By the way, here is her banner.
She is a Computer Whiz Couch Potato who is a Snobby Genius. Also Workaholic.
Susan: "That's cute. You think that dinky ancient machine is suitable."
Hey, at least it's a computer, you snob!
Susan: "Guilty as charged."
And she immediately got a wish to upgrade the computer afterwards.
Rico: "Yay... more autumn salad... because it's the only food we can make without a stove..."
Why aren't your pajamas rainbow?
There we go.
Rico: "While you're at it, add a stove?"
Maybe when we can afford it.
Rico: "MMM. AUTUMN SALAD JUST GETS BETTER EVERY TIME. *looks pissed*"
But after he went to sleep, he was cute again and started dreaming about their marriage. Aw!
Susan: "I like computers. :3"
I made her work at home, and she quickly filled her career bar, but she can't get a promotion until she goes into work. Boo!
Rico: "That computer takes all the attention off me... I MUST KILL IT."
I quickly sent him to work.
Rico: "Taxis. (:"
He's getting better.
Rico: "So, I styled your hair-"
Guy: "WOO! I LOVE IT."
Rico: "And with your shoes I-"
Guy: "YEAAAH WOO!"
Rico: "I'm so happy right now. :|"
Rico: "Still SO happy. :|"
Lady: "I love my hair now!"
He's getting better, but still not very happy. ):
Rico: "I will send rockets to my enemy's house... but first I must style this guy."
Rico: "Um, hello?"
Guy: "durrhurr..."
Rico: "This guy is awkwardly dancing. I'm styling other people. NOW."
I don't blame you, that guy is creepy.
CreepyLady: "Dat ass. ;)"
Rico: "Can I steal from her house?"
Nice to know he's faithful, and considerably evil!
Rico: "YES, I WILL STEAL HER... CURTAINS"
She's too poor to get stolen from, how dare she. >:I We need more rich people to steal from.
ButtLady: "Mmm, now I'm HOT."
Rico: "Don't look..."
I thought you were faithful!
Rico: "How can I help it?"
Susan, stop looking boring.
Susan: "I'm talking to my online friends, you wouldn't understand."
She's reverting back to a teenage girl.
Lady: "YOU MADE ME UGLY."
Rico: "Don't worry, you were before I styled you. Have you even looked in the mirror?"
Rico, cute and evil.
Lady: "FLOWERS. IGDNIHFP."
Rico: "Her despair made me happy!"
Yep, he got the Fiendishly Delighted moodlet.
Rico: "Work is fun. :)"
The evil guy who makes people ugly.
Next blockbuster film, come on Hollywood!
If you look in the background, I replaced the computer with a drafting table for Rico's fashion.
Susan: "Why is this chapter all about Rico?"
Well, you're going to be all boring and pregnant, Rico can still do stuff like working.
She looks so genuinely sad. ):
Susan spam time!
Susan: "Not while I'm naked. Get out."
Jeez, make up your mind!
Rico: "Stop taking pictures of my naked wife."
Alright, alright, jeez...
Susan: "Why is this here. Where is my computer."
I told you, you're going to be pregnant, Rico needs that for work.
Susan: "):"
I finally decided to start working on LTWs. Susan's is to be a Chess Legend, so here she is playing chess, for obvious reasons. I've never completed this LTW, and I don't think I will here since Susan is old already.
Susan: "I'm not old! And the guy on the other side is cheating!"
You say you're not old, I say you have alzheimer's.
I sent Rico to rich people's houses to work on his LTW, Possession is Nine Tenths of the Law, which is posessing 50 grand of stolen goods.
Rico: "HELLO LITTLE BOY."
Malcolm: "Hello mister!"
This is not a good scenario if you think about it. Luckily, Rico is happily married and not a pedo.
Tune in next time to see preggo Susan, and if Rico will stop stealing curtains!
I saw the page views on the blog peaked to 60. *dies*
I try to be funny, but don't worry, when there's more sims, more funny shenanigans! Thank you to every one who's reading!
so far this is funny!
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